“God gives you supreme control of the Star Wars universe, what do you do?”
Asked someone on TvTropes. Here is my answer:
Withdraw the Zahn Trilogy from canon immediately, hire Joss Whedon to write and direct a CG-animated, serious episode VII, VIII, IX trilogy - using the voices of the original actors.
Make a Firefly/Star Wars crossover CG-movie too (also written by Whedon), if it gets popular, use the popularity to fuel Firefly Seasons 2-10.
Make a live action Star Wars Tv-series, that takes place between Ro TS and ANH. Have at least 7 seasons, reagrdless of ratings and/or financial success.
Make a live action new trilogy which takes place in the era of KOTOR, lifting some characters from the game (Bastila, Malak, Revan, etc.) Regardless of it getting successful or not, follow it with a second trilogy and a third one and wrapping it up with an EPIC ninth movie.
A retarded customer review for Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped on the PS1.
This guy complains about this game not being a PS3 one. His english is nearly incomprehensible, but even when he already bought the game, he still gets it wrong and claims that this is a PS2 game - while the image of the product pretty clearly states that the game is for PS1. And I don’t even mention the fraction-of-a-second Google search which is available any time to determine if you can play this game on PS3 or not… Ridiculous!
(On this note, taking out the PS3’s backwards compatibility was indeed a dick move by Sony)