Not this crude matter

“God gives you supreme control of the Star Wars universe, what do you do?”

Asked someone on TvTropes. Here is my answer:

Withdraw the Zahn Trilogy from canon immediately, hire Joss Whedon to write and direct a CG-animated, serious episode VII, VIII, IX trilogy - using the voices of the original actors.

Make a Firefly/Star Wars crossover CG-movie too (also written by Whedon), if it gets popular, use the popularity to fuel Firefly Seasons 2-10.

Make a live action Star Wars Tv-series, that takes place between Ro TS and ANH. Have at least 7 seasons, reagrdless of ratings and/or financial success.

Make a live action new trilogy which takes place in the era of KOTOR, lifting some characters from the game (Bastila, Malak, Revan, etc.) Regardless of it getting successful or not, follow it with a second trilogy and a third one and wrapping it up with an EPIC ninth movie.

That’s what I would do.

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I did this with the ragebuilder a few minutes ago.

Does this happen to anyone else?

(Original here)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Submitted by finnberrylover

The stairing effect.

(Source: burnmeineffigy)

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tastefullyoffensive:

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Painting rhino.

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Angry Joe: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 and 2 review

Another gem: the original words were obviously “as other…” and “hogwarts”… God, this is hilarious!

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Oh, God, oh, GOD, this glitch is horrifying, stop it, STOP IT!!!

(“Electronic Arts” - certainly, programming a game with such baffling glitches constitutes as art, by all means.)

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Pictured: evidence of Wash’s involvement in the making of Jurassic Park.

(OMGOMGLOLLOLLOLLLLLL, this is amazingly absurd and hilarious!)

(Source: Facebook)

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Programming is the art of figuring out what you want so precisely that even a machine can do it.

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—	Some guy who isn’t famous. (Source (first comment))

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I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

littlelevon:

I still can’t stop loving Restless.

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Mighty Browncoat Tales Episode 1 - Disappointment

Adam Baldwin is hilarious in this one.

Click here for the rest of the episodes!

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Oh, lol, this glitch is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen. UMK3 is very glitchy.

Note that Shao Kahn still wins. Nothing can stop him!

ROFL.

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$A retarded customer review for Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped on the PS1. This guy complains about this game not being a PS3 one. His english is nearly incomprehensible, but even when he already bought the game, he still gets it wrong and claims that this is a PS2 game - while the image of the product pretty clearly states that the game is for PS1. And I don’t even mention the fraction-of-a-second Google search which is available any time to determine if you can play this game on PS3 or not… Ridiculous! (On this note, taking out the PS3’s backwards compatibility was indeed a dick move by Sony)$

A retarded customer review for Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped on the PS1.

This guy complains about this game not being a PS3 one. His english is nearly incomprehensible, but even when he already bought the game, he still gets it wrong and claims that this is a PS2 game - while the image of the product pretty clearly states that the game is for PS1. And I don’t even mention the fraction-of-a-second Google search which is available any time to determine if you can play this game on PS3 or not… Ridiculous!

(On this note, taking out the PS3’s backwards compatibility was indeed a dick move by Sony)

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The most mindblowing bugs of all time in Mortal Kombat Trilogy. Who the hell playtested this thing?